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Gumby ROCK [Dec. 27th, 2005|07:44 pm]
[mood |lonelylonely]
[music |Radiohead- Karma Police]

Almost pointless fact of the day: The voice of Gumby hails from Portland, Oregon, like JOHN ROBINSON and... Merrin's Ma? Right?

I am so proud of thisCollapse ) and something else I made but which will definitely not work on lj. I'm feeling like such an artist right now! I just want to paint the world colours which take my fancy! Oh, like bright green, which is the colour of my new T (save the sleeves) which has GUMBY with a guitar on it! You all must see it, because it is perfect. It's a child's top, because it was $7 cheaper and also it fit and the adult ones did NOT! I will go back to that shop. Also, they have my wallet! I was like, "HOLY SHIT, I HAVE THAT!" It's pretty spiffing. It is a shop on the parade whose name escapes me right now, but it has won brownie points for being open on a public holiday. Oh yeah, so I'm going to tell you what I was doing on the parade today, ok? Wellll, I met Mish (who else?) in town today because we were going to go to Glenelg (I was going to go, and drag the sunphobic whore) with the dudes, namely Sarah and whoever else she had invited, but when we met up it began to rain and thunder and lightning. Sooo, I had previously heard some lady talking about Buongiorno and I really wanted an Italian hot chocolate which only the Parade Buongiorno make (which I know from going there ritually back in the day... I miss my mansion, Aish! Childhood!) so we caught the 123 to the parade and went to Buongiorno. So... yeah... um... WOAH. I DIED. Seriously. Pretty pretty boy working there! I didn't even notice him there until he came up to me and was like, "Are you ready to order?" with a pretty smile on his pretty-skinned face beneath pretty sparkling eyes up there where his tall, skinny body ends and his head is. I was like, "Sorry... just deciding!" and then he walked away and I told Mish he was so pretty and that I would like one of them. He came back again and was all, "Are you ready yet?" and we were and he seemed to eventually pluck up the courage to say, "Where did you get your Vote For Pedro shirt?"

Ok, he's perfectly beautiful and friendly and loves Napoleon Dynamite. He doesn't know, but he's miiiiiine.

THE SKY IS ORANGE RIGHT NOW! Wish me luck for work at 7am tomorrow!</rave>
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Always and forever [Dec. 21st, 2005|01:07 am]
[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |Kip Dynamite- Always and Forever]

Those kids got it goin' ON!


*click* Yes I love technology, but not as much as you you see, but I still love technology, always and forever *click*

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Pretend bitchin’ [Dec. 14th, 2005|12:10 am]
[mood |melancholymelancholy]
[music |Aqualung- You Turn Me Round]

I am totally going to ban addictioniskey from commenting in my LJ for what they said about laxative_effect!!!!

trix76 told me that addictioniskey told wearebeautiful2 that they saw me talking to the_last_minda and talking crap about nevermind98. That is SO not true!

And also I was supposed to get together with laxative_effect and broken_smile36 Friday but I don't want to anymore. I'm so tired of seeing the same people.

that bitter old queen wearebeautiful2 gone and said that they saw me talking to broken_smile36 and backstabbing nevermind98.

I don't know why addictioniskey went all psycho over me and trix76 having a little fun.

And also someone at work found out I was into anime and I think that's why I got fired :-(.

I am so annoyed! wearebeautiful2 added another meme to their journal. GOD I HATE THAT!!!1!one!

I gave everybody my wishlist of computer hardware for my birfday, but nobody bought me anything :-(.

Oh yeah. Why does addictioniskey keep posting images in their journal?! I keep telling them I'm on a modem! I'm going to unfriend them to teach them a lesson!!!!!!!!!!
This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

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Downwards spirals are baaaaaad news [Dec. 12th, 2005|08:20 pm]
[mood |shockedshocked]
[music |Hanson- Never Let Go (live)]

Shit. I can’t believe it. Mum’s work burnt down last night. We’re so fucked! What the fuck are we going to do?! Things have to get worse before they get better, right? *bites nails*

I need some lindt or a piss-up or a new Hanson CD or something. Maybe I’ll finally buy Underneath on Wednesday. I suck at life! Think of the hnet memberships, Eva. Think of the hnet memberships.

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Hot potato hot potato [Dec. 3rd, 2005|09:11 pm]
[mood |exhaustedexhausted]
[music |Little Birdy- Andy Warhol]

In a burst of boredom, I have just read the top 10 reasons why you should be watching Veronica Mars. I mean, that's pretty stupid of me, because I AM HOOKED and that means reading an argumentative article trying to get me to watch it really has no point... but I very much liked point number 7:

I quite enjoy cut cut cuttingCollapse )

I have you to thank, Aish. I also like to think Mish has me to thank, because while she probably would have found out about it anyway eventually, I got her interested, and I got her watching. Recruiting is so damn cool!

Ok... I just had to post that so I know I've done something. It makes up for having to go to bed right now so I can make up for the sleep lost last night (due to getting up early for WORK) to get up early tomorrow for different WORK. Talking about it is my attempt to get my head around so many early mornings on the first days after my exams. At least I'm not working til Thursday after tomorrow! Why don't I have pretty boys like you guys?

Well... I have the Wiggles. That is so worth it, right? The Wiggles and lots of dancing children, and cranky mothers buying things from the tray strapped around my neck. Yes. It will take some getting used to. At least I have beautiful baby Bella working with me! I love having connections. I got to see the support band for Hilary Duff on Friday night! For free! I was like, "Holy shit, these guys aren't even emo. They're like, wannabe emo! This is just mind-blowing!" I kind of stood there and laughed as the teeny boppers ran around like the weirdnesses they are. Also, I was in the next room from Hilary Duff when I was in my induction. I passed by her meet & greet. That's just cool. I mean, that's Lizzie McGuire dude! Even if my aunt actually met her... still... I'm close. Brushes with fame of any sort are cool.

(Except for Nikki Webster)
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Mish blows. [Dec. 1st, 2005|10:38 pm]
[mood |numbnumb]
[music |Aqualung- Strange and Beautiful]

Life blows. I have no money. ANGUS IS LEAVING ME. Mish is sleeping over! OH THE AGONY! No, that's not true. We love Mish. Don't we? You know who I love equally? Jarrad. He's a good kid. A GOOSEBERRY as Felix would say. Aw, I miss Felix. AT LEAST HE ISN'T LEAVING ME FOREVER LIKE A CERTAIN OTHER PERSON I KNOW. Such anguish that child puts me through. I'll cry now.

Let's put in a cut, shall we?Collapse )

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Monthly lj visit [Nov. 8th, 2005|06:57 pm]
[mood |apatheticapathetic]
[music |Audioslave- Getaway Car]

I am going to write in here, because I have not yet this month, and I daresay if I don't now I never will, and November will be over with no lj entry for me to look back on and shake my head at. If I still don't have a life in the future. Chances are I won't. Well, yeah, so, Target called today. I KNOW, they actually called. Yeah, yeah, they did, and they left a message on the machine, and I have to pick up my badge and my shirt and... that's it, and I'll do that on Thursday (hopefully Thursday is as good this week as last week, *SCREECHlibrarysessionwithangusinvolvinghimunzippinghispantsandfullmarksonmish'sstorywhichiwrote*SCREECH*) then I actually have a shift on Saturday from 1-5. Ok, so I should be happy about that, but... TILLY AND I WERE GOING TO LUNCH AND MOVIE ON SATURDAY! Now they have forced me to message her and postpone it til the next weekend. What's with me being busy? It's so unlike me. I had the busiest weekend. I scored new trakkies (Merrin would be proud), a cardy which is short but so forkin' awesome, a book, a polaroid camera, complete with fold-in flash, and 2 DVDs. Yarrrrr, I be happy with my purchases. Apart from the bit where I don't know where all the money came from... well, apart from the money Mish lent me, but Mum owes me $40 so I'm in the clear there. I also had to lend her money so I could buy coffee today. Yes, I am that addicted that I forced her to drive me to Woolies so we could buy coffee out of my money, since she has none. I was actually going to walk there to get it until she felt sorry for me.

What has happened as of late? Huh... I have gone completely insane, I suppose, is worth a mention. I talk to people in my head. Yep. People keep saying stuff about my hair. I guess that's because I look(ed) like a fire truck. REEEE-ORRRRR! For a while there, Matty was calling me fire truck because I said I look like one. Maybe he still is? I dunno, I kind of look like a sunset now. Maybe that is why James said I was pretty like watercolour today. All I have to do is write up a voucher (stupid little Bampton and his "Bla bla bla, you have to pay $5 to pat James" and putting ideas in his head) and I can pat James to my heart's content. He is still teasing me with the threat to cut his hair to ID photo length. *writhes in pain* What a cruel boy. Nick sent me an amusing message from about a metre away on the bus today, which I wasn't expecting. The sly dog! Here's a hint: it contained the word "immature". Unexpected, no? Ali is asking me to give her a story, so I have given her the story I gave Mish. Darlington and Alevizos don't associate too well, do they? How fucked would we all be if they did? Ahhh well, I haven't actually submitted it myself at all, so only Mish and Ali would be in trouble. *smirk*

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You'll knock on my door, and up we'll go, in white light [Oct. 27th, 2005|04:11 pm]
[mood |depresseddepressed]
[music |U2- In a Little While (ahh, that riff!)]

For the 2nd day, Mum didn't let me go to school, and even though school's out, this is the first time I've thought to write in here to waste away some boredom. I'm too sick to go to school apparently. I feel so behind! What will I do? I'm such a lump. I'll be so FAT! Fuck. Stupid fucking immunity. Mum said something about fixing it, but where's the money to do that, hmm? I feel so depressed because nobody's around. Being sick is so depressing.

How I Made Hanson Cry by helldotnet
Todays date:
I madeTaylor cry.
I did it bywetting his bras and putting them in the freezer.
I did it becausedude, HE WEARS A BRA.
I dont thinkit'll cause any emotional scarring.
I DO thinkI'll find my bras in the freezer tomorrow.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

YES! YES! Let's play the bra game, you silly bitch. That makes me feel a bit better.

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Know what day it is, kids? [Oct. 24th, 2005|10:24 pm]
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Foo Fighters- Tired of You]

I dub today Kinky Shit Day!Collapse )
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